Mallear

340 pts ยท December 3, 2013


They're quite literally protests about racial injustice, you knob.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him being at Wal-Mart is the real plot twist. Blue Light Special was a K-Mart thing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

99 little bugs in the code...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, there are prescription drugs that help with this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY! I thought they were going to comment on the quality of the meat or something, but they showed preparation, never any explanation.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

It's actually further away from the overhang than it looks. Also, she's a little lazy. If I rubbed it with catnip though, absolutely.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I decided caffeine didn't work for me after drinking 40oz of espresso and seeing no effect. (Literally 40oz. I have a 21oz coffee mug.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I confess, I put the breakpoint there because I wanted to see what people would come up with. Thanks for not disappointing me! :D

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a woman in a cloak with a hood, sitting atop a cliff, with a small fire in front of her, the smoke blowing away and off the cliff.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Am guy. I do it too. Sometimes I swirl it around a bit, and see what designs I see in there. Had one the other week that looked like...

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Okay, good. I'm not the only one who draws with my hair on the shower wall.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's more machine now than cat, twisted and evil.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for him, he was clearly already having a bit of a time trying to keep it together.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ditto. So much so that I checked comments before finishing reading the post. :)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And don't you forget it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just wait till that person learns that black people get suntans.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

He's only there so he won't get fined.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's the "right to work", for you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ironically, the same company that owns PornHub also owns the content creators. It's called Mindgeek, and they own most of the industry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm looking for the circle with a star in it, haven't found it yet. Maybe we need more digits?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats can definitely eat non-meat things, they just have to get meat or meat proteins as well.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Obligate doesn't mean that they "can't process anything but meat", it means that they require meat in their diets to get certain amino acids

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I had to make sure that wasn't my handwriting... I have exactly that on a post-it in my cube.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he certainly wasn't trying to curry favor...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, they *could* have. There's just no proof that they *did*.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm kind of surprised more people don't recognize the above quote as his.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet, Zaphod Beeblebrox pulled it off.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She's adorable.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0