MapleSyrupMafia

174357 pts ยท December 31, 2012


If you look confident, it works. Two of my friends got in a music festival pretending to be part of the cleaning crew. I've worked security for two summers in festivals and some people simply do not have that confidence... constantly looking at the security guard before trying is an instant red flag. Last year a dude was constantly coming to talk to me trying to get in the VIP lounge, I'm not your buddy, pal. The staff will tell my boss and I'll get in trouble.

7 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

From that angle, it does looks like it.

18 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Usually kids are accompanied by those things called parents.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's in the box tho?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drone flew above, spotted them and schrapnel the shit out of them... I've seen enough drone drops to be confident that it's real, you can look it up, it's still on reddit, youtube and what not.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the three legged cat club! She showed up with a broken leg while I was working outside, took a while to get her to trust me (bribed with food and water), got her leg removed last fall and she's not young either. Doing fine today and sometimes she just... run like a bat out of hell. Usually after making a stinky poop, probably running away from her own smell. Good luck with everything.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He kinda looks like the guy who pays someone else to play videogames because he sucks when he actually play.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

None have been linked to cancer... but I hope they're wearing a mask. If it can eat metal, it's a good idea to keep it away from your lungs.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And remove the radio before having Antartica sex.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not flexible enough to reach it so I guess I'm safe, from myself?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Material fatigue is a thing. It was his favorite stunt to do to "impress" people. You can properly install a door, but if you use a ram on it every day, it will eventually break, it will take longer, but it will break.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've finally upgraded my entire PC after 10'ish years... last fall right before most of the bs went fubar. Graphic cards was already getting expensive, but $174 for 32Gb ram, now $600 for the same exact thing.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've got red on you.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did it multiple times before it finally broke.

2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's better to take anything on tiktok with a block of salt.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Look, it was a different time back then. It's better than the porn channel where you'd get a glimpse of a vague image.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the kitchen drawer, blocked from opening by the large spatula.

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Popular Science in the 60s was telling people to dig a hole in the ground, fill it with rocks and dump used oil in it for disposal. We've learned a thing or two since then, I... hope...

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How do you travel, pretty much everything has a hood except bicycles.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I saw an older man walk with a backpack dragging a tire like that, his was flat as well.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last time? Which one? Iraq?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe his favorite striptease dancer died.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My parents bought theirs in 1970, $10k which is $70k in today's money. Just bought it after some lawsuit bullshit from one member of the family who wanted to get rid of it to make money... Evaluated at $340k last spring and it's in buttfuck nowhere with fields on either sides and behind.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why they use a different name for events... it's called BEST, still says Garda in smaller font tho.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who worked security in music festivals here for a competitor... We were literally told not to act like them... Lots of bros looking for a fight when they're supposed to be there to prevent them.

4 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

To be fair, if you're in jail, you can't get back on the boat.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is that a mustache or a dirty sanchez on the "alpha" dude's face?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the low price of $4k.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There wolf!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to see all the "In memory" posts on assbook...

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0