And now, the worst potential euphemism for vagina...

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Friend to everyone. Made history. Quietly retired to chillin' forever. Never went to space or tried to take over anything. Absolute fuckin' legend.

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Something something wizards

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Yeah, I got a d*ck like a donkey.

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Republicans finally supporting gun control like

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Found today's stupid bullshit ( + a donkey story)

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"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

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Environmentalism, I think

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Dave

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Diet tips:

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I like juice.

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Who let Joss Whedon do quippy rewrites on this?

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Let's rap about the Lord.

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'Why can't you just turn your brain off and enjoy the show/movie/[insert media here]??'

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Time Wizard fun fact #1

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Diets are easy. Eating a salad is a struggle.

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COINCIDENCE?! Well, yes, entirely. Eat shit, Republicans.

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I found this while browsing my pictures folder, had a stroke and fucking died.

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I did not consent to feelings.

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Advice from a normal person:

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This is Billie Jean.

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I'm having a fucking crisis right now. How do I escape the simulation.

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GOP logic is a flat circle.

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What the fuck even was this movie...

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It really does seem simple enough.

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A meme-based representation of the unnecessary intensity with which I addressed my cat during his recent vet visit:

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Do you think Republicans eat at McDonalds?

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*sips tea*

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