MarcusTee

661 pts ยท December 11, 2012


These are so bad you left me chortling in chaos.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figured this would go over the heads of most. But seriously, you can't figure out *the* most obvious answer?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hello, Dali!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't I read somewhere that the originator of the term said it's pronounced with a soft g?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mary had a little lamb, some lobster and some prunes, a glass of milk, a piece of pie, and then some macaroons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It made the haughty waiters grin to see her order so, And when they carried Mary out, Her face was white as snow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or added.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohh! I get it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D.C. = Dumb Comics

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Too bad it will have to be disposed of once it's grown...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want those coins. More on that, please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call her Penny. Penumbra is the middle ground between light & shadow, between science & superstition, an area we call The Twilight Zone

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Put on some pants, granpa.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I haven't played MC in so long I started hyperventilating when I saw this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no 'I' in 'you."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't let the old lady find this or you will die alone.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Just like ev-ery-thing in this world... right down the toilet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not even worth a golf clap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But wasn't allowed to show navel.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is where the next generation is heading. What can we expect with our heads buried in our phones and tablets all the time?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This reminds me of the gas wars we had in the 60's when 29 cents a gallon wasn't cheap enough & the competion was across the street.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did they keep that horse rared up long enough to take a picture, as it took time to get enough light for a picture that sharp?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BT, DT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude's only sixteen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't tha Jerry Richard's little sister, Denise?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Noice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didn't I just see that published on Amazon recently?

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Now, that's impressive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He prolly would've died from the transfusion anyway. (Aids, hep, etc)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12