One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said: Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.
Betel nuts are mind-altering? Fucking clickbait.
He could play John Waters if they ever made a movie about him. I've heard they did Xmas cards, posing as each other.
"I've never fell off a big chimney. You'd only fall off one of them once." - Fred Dibnah
Fred was a hell of a guy. He loved steam engines and big chimneys. There's a great documentary in youtube about his life.
#34 He also likes to hide "We smell sausage" into his works.
Cool /a/doDq2gr.jpg
Well yeah, urinal isn't really a monument.
She's great but she did take a lot of that look from Vampira. There was an idea for a show with both of them. Vampira as the mother and Elvira as her daughter, but it didn't happen.
Should have gone to Specsavers...
Are we not men?
Oh, I'd rather wear bald without these.
OSHA? In India? *Laughs in flip-flops*
Trump seems to have Obama-Biden syndrome.
https://realmofcaring.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/jbmr.2513.pdf
I hope so. Friend offered to bring me some cannabutter, because cannabinoids seem to help to heal bones faster.
Fractured both leg bones, tibia and fibula.
Finland. As a 44 year old man I don't need abother one, but Finland is sparsely populated country, so I think we have room for another one.
I tried to walk down the stairs, but fucked it up and fell down on my ankle.
https://imgur.com/PSaIi7R.gifv
I tried that but I keep falling down in pain.
Aww. He thinks he's Obama.
Hell no! Thank god I live in a socialist hell hole, so this doesn't cost me anything.
...But the though of socialism did.
Those darn hair hoppers!
Noooo! Gabriel Knight is gone!
Darn. Gabriel Knight died. Sad day.
Nope, but for instant death by Ukrainian drones? Sure.
He was the only cool guy in Tiger King.
Cool. Shadow William S. Burroughs.
#1 It's even worse when they add the " " hand gestures.