MarkoffChaney

70070 pts ยท March 24, 2021


One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said: Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.

Betel nuts are mind-altering? Fucking clickbait.

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He could play John Waters if they ever made a movie about him. I've heard they did Xmas cards, posing as each other.

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"I've never fell off a big chimney. You'd only fall off one of them once." - Fred Dibnah

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Fred was a hell of a guy. He loved steam engines and big chimneys. There's a great documentary in youtube about his life.

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#34 He also likes to hide "We smell sausage" into his works.

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Cool /a/doDq2gr.jpg

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, urinal isn't really a monument.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's great but she did take a lot of that look from Vampira. There was an idea for a show with both of them. Vampira as the mother and Elvira as her daughter, but it didn't happen.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Should have gone to Specsavers...

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are we not men?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'd rather wear bald without these.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OSHA? In India? *Laughs in flip-flops*

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Trump seems to have Obama-Biden syndrome.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hope so. Friend offered to bring me some cannabutter, because cannabinoids seem to help to heal bones faster.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fractured both leg bones, tibia and fibula.

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Finland. As a 44 year old man I don't need abother one, but Finland is sparsely populated country, so I think we have room for another one.

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I tried to walk down the stairs, but fucked it up and fell down on my ankle.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I tried that but I keep falling down in pain.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Aww. He thinks he's Obama.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hell no! Thank god I live in a socialist hell hole, so this doesn't cost me anything.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

...But the though of socialism did.

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Those darn hair hoppers!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noooo! Gabriel Knight is gone!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darn. Gabriel Knight died. Sad day.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope, but for instant death by Ukrainian drones? Sure.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He was the only cool guy in Tiger King.

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Cool. Shadow William S. Burroughs.

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#1 It's even worse when they add the " " hand gestures.

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