When her Detonators are bangin
When you slept through all 15 alarms on my phone and you're waaaaaay late for work
Braving user sub today
Oh I'm sorry sir.....we are actually out of medium drinks. So I upsized you too an ultra mega super duper epic gulp for the price of a medium. Is that ok?
How I feel when I plug my phone in with 1% power
And now my back is sweaty just looking at these
Stranger Things 2 is this month
Risk: The game of global friendship killing
This man speaks to my soul
When two lovers try to Woo each other
I can hear Tetris theme from this picture
When you take the corner and your asshat friend left a banana peel.....cmon I need a blue shell
When the teacher assigns a group project and you look across the room to you BFF
When I buy new boots for work....
that one guy on the treadmill behind the hot chick wearing leggings.
Go home Yoda......you're drunk
When you're a simple cave man lawyer trying to figure out how to use bananas on this damn site
UNAGI
At a family dinner and politic bombs are being dropped left and right.
When i roll up to Taco Bell after cashing my paycheck.
My cousins cat is swol
I'd watch it....It would be an absolute train wreck of crazy....and i wouldn't be able to look away.....
It's like finding a unicorn in the wild
posterize Dunk dump
no R2..... i don't see BB-8
insert clever title....
^when you drive by someone with the Batman sign on their bumper
My Saturday night says hello to my Sunday morning
Ultra Realistic painting dump
Still looking for 3PO and R2?.....
Me visiting this train wreck
watching my posts in user sub......
Damn Jedi punks and their fidget light spinners. . . .
so what if i still use a Zune at the gym.... i got it on clearance damn it....
When she won't let you get that 3 count......
When the pizza guy show rings the doorbell
Greatest Rally Cap ever.
Conan gif dump
All i hear is the AT AT pilot saying, "GTFO Here"
I know exactly how creeped out i am...
Just ate a whole fucking pizza, hopped up on Mt. Dew and upvoting everything because i do what i want.
His senior year picture game is over 9000
Its Taco Tuesday y'all
is...is Ralphie actually Brick?
When the back of her head busts your lip but you finish anyway
When you take a bite of some really hot pizza but you don't spit it out because its just too good......
Just found a gift card to Chipotle I forgot I put in my wallet back during Christmas
When you're with your friends and you fart and everyone starts gagging and start pointing fingers.....
not sure if I'm scared or having a seizure
When all my friends tell me how awesome being a parent is....I'm good fellas
When you sneeze blood all over your shirt
raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy.
Cmon Strike, Cmon Strike... you can do it .....cmon do it....annnnnnnd ...gutter ball .....shit..
Thats one big ass lite brite
When I roll up to a traffic jam at rush hour
When you type in a clever name for imgur but it's already taken...
when you're a grower and not a shower
To all Pokemon go posts
So this just happened O_o
Time to kill some Infected Deadites