MasterFetus

26792 pts ยท January 3, 2016


The great war with abortedfetusnecrophiliac is at hand. We must protect our kind

MFW I get on imgur and forget what day it is

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 121

ramen tho

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 57

Good. Fuck em

Points 2038
Comments 168
Views 86820

When you take a shit so powerful it tears the very fabric of our dimension asunder, and only need to wipe once

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 1101

The beeeees

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 245

No selfie. Just the deep fried turkey I'm serving tonight

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 298

This cursed train does not stop

Points 2260
Comments 357
Views 95737

He got a new toy

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 522

SECRET SANTA HAS LANDED

Points 60
Comments 6
Views 2156

When you put your leftovers in the fridge and check back 5 minutes later

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 2195

Give people an inch...

Points 59
Comments 14
Views 2791

World Order to brighten your day

Points 78
Comments 3
Views 3514

Costco Stories Part Tree

Points 137
Comments 26
Views 7081

A quick reminder that natural selection is a thing

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 2302

Currency for you

Points 43
Comments 11
Views 3360

Upload speed test please ignore

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 254

Life of a Costco Employee

Points 3953
Comments 365
Views 138548

JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER MONTH LET ME ENJOY HALLOWEEN

Points 1901
Comments 89
Views 126835

When Cards Against Humanity tells you more about your friends than you could have found out on your own

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 557

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Comments 4
Views 414

MRW I see someone drop an apple pie sample on the floor and scoop it up and eat it anyway

Points 48
Comments 14
Views 791

What I see when I look at Imgur for the first time today

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 476

MRW I'm on the phone with a member and she demands to speak to a female employee because I'm a "Privileged racist white man"

Points 35
Comments 6
Views 2034

(Fixed) Costco Stories Part 2

Points 5175
Comments 661
Views 251036

Cut the bullshit

Points 260
Comments 56
Views 20090
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