MattFromTX

8361 pts ยท February 13, 2012


Hello, my name is Matt and I am from Texas (San Antonio) and I like stuff.

Dammit someone posted this already

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which eye do I look at?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Run Barry. Run.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty great

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White people should not be left alone with avacados

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

You better whatasize that bitch!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yutes!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got tight in the pants region

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

RIP Harris I still miss your foam corners

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

get better soon so you can start to annoy us again!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard some funny words once

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss playing disc golf. i used to play every weekend until someone broke into my car and stole all my discs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Osman, you are now the licker of dicks!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some would say a sausage fest?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's all pop country

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ugh...pop country

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit. story? glad he seems to be recovering

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks good!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hey that neat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when what? you shoot at graves?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

can I come over for dinner sometime?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a cop helped me when I ran out of gas on the highway. the cops here in SA are pretty great.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sounds expensive

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he's got some sweet moves

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY WIFE!....Borat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

happy for you op! glad everything turned out ok

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! THIS IS NOT A DANCE!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so that's where they keep all the hot sauce

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i don't think you know what rob schneider looks like

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