Mattateus

2455 pts ยท February 17, 2013


Neup. Nothing interesting here. Nothing at all...

It's... unreal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh shit here he comes; GUYS WHERE DID YOU ALL GO???"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. Even when women win, they lose

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a paradox. If this is true, then you're still getting fucked in that relationship.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're still making content tho, are they?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a nice looking instrument. I've always wanted to learn to play the bass. What advice would you give to someone who wanted to start?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

J.R.R. Tolkein would probably be a good DM

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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If they're the laziest, then how are they climbing the wall??? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Comscan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the 6th planet of the Hoth system.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll tell you what problem ISN'T associated with this: Fuckin squirrels stealin the birdseed

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh so like a rehearsal block

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man. Even if the secret's already revealed, nothing still really beats a good cup and balls routine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say, "Sit down, it's just a talk"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is perfect

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. My dumbass would have totally eaten at least 3 before I realized

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JUst get a small loan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and when the package finally arrives, SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

FUCKING FINAL RIKU FIGHT THO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More Generals!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha... oh, wait... oh, OHHHHH cause he's ASIAN hahaaaaa

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well Minecraft WAS extremely revolutionary as a new game just coming out

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahh yess. MMmmm. Clean, clean coal.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"...that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Communism

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1