Maulbert

759263 pts ยท February 13, 2018


Proudly repentant ex-Republican. If you get this to the front page, absolutely nothing will happen, and I won't do anything. That may suck and seem like it's not worth the effort, but know this: of all of these challenges you've ever seen here, mine is the only one which has a 100% guarantee on the delivery of it's promise.

American heroes, all.

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Without a spacesuit.

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What an utter fucking moron.

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And he's depicting fucking morons in this.

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Samwell?

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*Trebek.

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That is 100% illegal. Fuck that dude.

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I love a boycott I already am engaged in without lifting a finger. I have never bought an Apple product in my life. Fuck Apple.

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Donald Glover still wants to play him again.

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You sound racist.

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Star Trek VI is the best Star Trek movie, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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I just want them to make a Connie Refit set. :(

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I was raised christian. If I'm being honest, I'd like to believe. But I haven't been to church in years. I refuse to be associated with those hypocrites and the stuff they would do in the name of god and Jesus. I'm not perfect, but I never pretended to be and certainly don't look down on others simply for their beliefs.

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Don't threaten us with a good time.

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In her 60's and I'd STILL gladly give my left nut to disappoint her for two seconds.

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#10 I... uh.... know the source of this..... anime.

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Watch Clerks 2 to learn how just because you don't associate a term with racism doesn't make it not racist.

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*Patrick Warburton voice* "What is it now?"

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Accurate. Especially on Imgur. I get sick of that dude who posts the same Nightmare Before Christmas gif EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY.

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That is only in your head.

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The Princess Leia for men.

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