McApril

21696 pts ยท September 15, 2011


This is my public profile. I'm writing something about myself!

Magnum P.I. anyone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he stole four identities instead of one.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Yes! Our daughter's piggy does that, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, it's pretty vague...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn! She's got legs for days!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a vagina, ...you're right, I only know in and out.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you learned nothing from this post?!?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's also my response when hubby starts talking about the new WoW expansion.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's right. Keep your eye on the prize.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, snap!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely mesmerizing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People with remote-start cars have died because they accidentally turned the car on - in the garage - from the house! What terrible luck.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Apparently they needed a Snickers bar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Second Monday

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it's ok that she hid the fact that she had an STD? I can't get on that bandwagon.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

"Have been exposed to" =/= "have".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Horrible people.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, obviously...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you had a reaction but that shit was some bad-ass makeup!! Props!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You win because you did NOT use Axe.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually an occurrence known as "sunlight". Few Imgurians have ever experienced it.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's super intricate. Great job, OP!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gorgeous, OP!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's abstract.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's really your mom's disco... she hoped you wouldn't find it hidden there.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0