MeRaMaLe

641 pts ยท September 26, 2011


It's Uncle Sam who's asking, so your mother will approve.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Now I will conquer the lemmings"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they rooting for opposing teams?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never thought something could freak me out more than the actual movie. Thanks Jim.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

My In-laws have a goat and 2 dogs. The goat acts more like a dog than a goat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@distinctlybenign, tell your brother to make the cotton candy like this for the next pony party.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now I want a galaxy poster. Also windows.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I have your dad?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching TV and not giving a fuck probably counts as safe.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every time I went home, I was terrified I would find my mom & my 3 siblings dead.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Luckily my aunt lived next door, brought over her shotgun, and aimed it at him until he left them out.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Not being able to do anything when my mom's boyfriend locked her & my infant brother in his truck & said he was going to kill them & himself

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I am sooo glad I was not on that plane. Although, awesome piloting.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Potter and how Hermione freed house elves against their will

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*hug*

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Also, Northeast PA... Blegh

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got cited for contempt of court. They could have gone to jail though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Appa

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are mean.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People say "This is why I have trust issues" about funny things, that's why I clarified. But if you're asking if it really happened, yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm getting real tired of your shit, Dean.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that said "Do you like Mindy? Circle yes or no" And all of my friends circled no. This is why I have trust issues (for real).

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In fifth grade, one of my friends told me my other friend didn't want to be friends anymore, and they had a note passed around (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My murdering shoes have really good support though.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When I had orientation for my current job, the HR rep accidentally said, "This is a work-free drug place".

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but can he spin it?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0