MechKelly

51661 pts ยท January 27, 2012


Wanna see me do it again?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't Batman become a god at one point? Driving without insurance is easy to believe.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 it was dumb, but it kinda worked.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See what? An accurate map?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Risking your life to grab molten rock in order to make a product that accommodates a cancer causing habit. I don't get it.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 hours and top comment. Bless you!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#27 never seen this before and doubt I'll ever forget it.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was in the movie Eli. Surprisingly good.

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And this is relevant....how?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was about 20 summers ago. Ah, memories.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't have to but I've seen it done a few times. Pretty impressive really.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no such thing as a "safe" time.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Aggravated incest?" I don't even want to know what that means.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I love garlic too but....no.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To quote Jim Gaffigan, "why are you in the gym? You've won. Are you lifting the weights or eating them?"

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You know that whole platitude about how unions were the answer to stop beating the boss in front of his family? It also applies to politicians of all levels. The local voting council who decided this would do well to remember it.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also the Monster Hunter language!

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sweet jebus!

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And those are small waves. A decent size will pummel a person.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! She has some lovely content.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, it got horny in here. But I think it could be hornier.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I'll take them if you don't want them.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gulf of C.U.M. seems appropriate too. Cuba, USA, Mexico.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And he loves hecklers so this doesn't do much really.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And do what? Go to apple? No thanks.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Did he have a stroke writing that?

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always a great day.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#13 you're a beautiful person.

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