MechaNinja

597729 pts · March 25, 2014


------------------------------------------------------------- メカニカル忍者 ------------------------------------------------------------- 2019 Christmas MechaSelfie: https://i.imgur.com/1avWZUx.png ------------------------------------------------------------- Senpai @EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername noticed me! http://i.imgur.com/zzy9dwv.gifv ------------------------------------------------------------- People keep asking if science has gone too far. Until this is me: http://imgur.com/9bxeO3Q, science has not gone far enough. I would also accept https://i.imgur.com/bDvdtCq.png. ------------------------------------------------------------- Any "is she single" comments are intended purely and exclusively to amuse myself, but feel free to take it as a compliment of sorts - and you're welcome to be amused as well, obviously. I am a student of the David Letterman school of repeating something until it is funny and then repeating it until it isn't funny and then repeating it until it is funny again. That means I will keep asking if she's single until 12 minutes after the heat death of the universe. ------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a mid 50s white male metalhead member of the PC master race, and further left politically than you can possibly imagine. Married for over 25 years, with 4 kids.

Timmverse bestverse.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Farmingwhilebeige on YT says it makes 100% more sense for farmers to sell everything and buy seeds next year rather than selling a little less and refining and storing the seeds they would need for next year.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh please, don't exaggerate. We're at 2 and a half horsemen at worst.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well she's just delightful. Thanks.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man, talk about pretty privilege. If I would run dressed like this, it'd be all "Sir, please put some pants on" and "Why would you dress like that in front of children?" and "oh God my eyes!"

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 You put some Alfredo and noods with that bug and there's a better than even chance I'd eat it too.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#1 I wish cops were as made up as birds are.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Possibly as a qualifier to her crime, but even that I'm unsure of.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm old and a dad and keep wanting to give suggestions and advice but you don't need those right now. You need a hug and someone who will sit and watch whatever kind of movies you like when you're sad. I can't help with that either, but know we're out here pulling for ya. We're all in this together.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Somehow my mom's dog is both of these critters...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My nephew listens to ... I dunno, kind of a rap adjacent pop? The lyrics are the same except they use gat and strap and nigga a lot. It's kind of wild to listen to this stuff and think of country music.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whoever did the makeup (you?) is a goddamned witch. Respectfully.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah but ... does this mean it's AI? I'm confused and disappointed (potentially).

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

She probably holds hands on the first date.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the Strait of Middle Eastern America, surely?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

... sadly, it kind of is normal.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So say we all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ultimate argument against people who are opposed to gender affirming care is to point at fucking Elon. Holy god that guy has had some work done.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Romans weren't white like American Christians think of white.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone had a meme that said something like "there were absolutely no white people in the bible" and I wish I'd thought to save it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The American version was downright irritating in comparison to the Swedish version. It probably didn't help that I read the book first. But I kept expecting her to be doing a bait and switch, like she was acting as if she was submissive to him, but would turn it around at a key moment. It was a frustrating watch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And there's so little digging involved.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a nominal mormon, I can tell you with absolute certainty that drowning during baptism is extremely uncommon.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The whiter guy is clearly Saitama.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but his poor diaper patrol, they'd have their work cut out for them.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

iS tHiS aI?! (making fun of the idiots you mentioned in that other post)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from pedantry, the only advice I can give is to remember this is the Internet,; you will get people bitching if you charge too much and people bitching if you charge too little.

1 month ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

Your

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

You weren't wrong, buddy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3