HE did it!
Meanwhile, in the Hawaii defense command center....
Funny, he doesn't look Druish!
Damn him and his ability to pick up obscure 90s music references!!!
I find it cathartic...I think?!
That's it internet.. I'm done today.
When your donuts are nothing to write home about...
Cuz, fuck you. Don't you tell me where to put it.
Quick! The window is open!!!
Let me just make this a little more accurate.....
In 'n Out
Buh dum, tiss!
Goal: look like a meth head
And I'll ride the downvotes to Hell on a chariot of drunken unicorns!
The Samsung weather app's moon looks like the death star, no?
They unfriended me...
I'm going to miss my connecting flight because of a giant turd.
I'm pretty sure this is how Independence Day started...
In light of a recent movie release...
Just a wanna be playa
Pound for pound, better than a flying car...
INTJ
Remember to take time out today
Fatality! Flawless victory.
Who wants to start a centaur development think tank?
TAR-TAR-GRADE-GRADE
The difference between the result of an argument with a person: in my head vs. reality.
Be on the look out!!
I'm excited and bummed
Whenever I call someone out, I say it like this...
The Soča (pronounced Socha) in Slovenia.
My kids' elementary school is run by an Imgurian, apparently.
Seriously good guy: Samsung
What, the ever-loving....?
John Wick was realistic!
TIL lawyers have a sense of humor.
I'm a grown-ass man...
One of these things just doesn't belong here...
Parents: have you ever walked in to your kids playing and after seeing what's going on, you pull one of these...?
Fitness whole thing in my mouf...
MRW I'm on a public toilet in the middle of my business and the auto flusher goes off...
They all fit in the jar the same
Yes. This is still a relevant opinion...
Just for pun...
Please, help!
I love you, man.
I kicked him out of the house
Maybe he's born with it...
All these hateful political posts got me on here.... Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling.
Man symptoms in full effect!
Happy first birthday, Gryffindor!
No, random girl from my area, I will not be your friend!
Pobodies nerfect
Somewhat appropriate in several areas today.
I'm glad he told me