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661905 pts ยท October 29, 2014


No, I don't think I will.

CBS ran a sitcom from 1993 to 1997 based on the writing of Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry called "Dave's World," starring Harry Anderson (the judge from Night Court) (as Dave).
In the second season, Dave went to get a vasectomy, the anesthesiologist said, "I'm going to put this needle in your penis," and Dave bailed.
The surgeon said, "This is how I make a living."

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Our cat eats tape and plastic bags.

18 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, but my brother with Autism randomly eats a bite of butter.
Do we need a butter safe?!

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I read his interviews after 9/11 and he was an idiot.

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Directions unclear, microwaved a Flock safety camera.

19 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Except they weren't disinfectants, they were just sold by Clorox.

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I thought Imgur hated amp.

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It definitely looks darker in the ad.
Dark doesn't make sense in Arizona:

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I decided to back out the roof screws, cut a 2x4 to fit, and drive bigger screws into the board.
I think that sheet metal siding over a frame is legitimate, but all sheet metal, and no frame?!
Bad idea!
I'm going to follow the directions, see if the shed holds up to a leaf blower, and then create a 2x4 frame inside.

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There's an overhang and trim pieces will cover the sharp edges eventually.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the roof has 40 screws.
Just getting a furring strip would probably work, but yes, metal is much stronger than wood.

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I called every landscaper I found in the small area about mowing the lawn and then tried finding someone to install sprinklers and put the controls in the garage, but I didn't get anywhere.
I want to move forward, not fight side quests!

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On blob of epoxy on each screw might work as a nut.

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I wondered about construction adhesive, but I'd want to ensure it's square first.

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Also, once he knows about it, he would likely do something to it and then mess with my sprinklers.
I thought about installing security cameras under the peaks of the roof, but I'm positive that after all of this time and expense, the police wouldn't do anything.
I need to get past the lawn so I can fix and sell the house.

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Mom's house has been vacant over 3 years and she canceled the Internet because it cost $110 monthly.
I was told that one needs a server for security cameras, too.
We moved because I got into grad school, I graduated last year, and completed 5 weeks at my big boy job.

At first I thought of a trail camera over the side fence near the neighbor's house, but police would undoubtedly ignore 4k video of the neighbor stealing my hose and sprinkler.

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Mom's house has been vacant over 3 years and she canceled the Internet because it cost $110 monthly.
I was told that one needs a server for security cameras, too.
We moved because I got into grad school, I graduated last year, and completed 5 weeks at my big boy job.

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This gives my screen a seizure.
I really need to figure out what's wrong with my hardware.
Tomorrow?! :)

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Is it expected or unexpected for BofA employees to regularly rely on overdraft protection?

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Tim Curry?!

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At my last barbecue, my burger bun was soggy from salsa.

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I've bought several sets of noise-canceling headphones, mostly to mute coworkers.

The hearing-impaired can get headphones hooked up to the instructor's microphone.
I desperately wanted this in college.
I just wanted to hear the professor, not dozens of classmates chatting at once!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sound awesome! :)
My dad left behind 5 bookcases and I moved around the books until I was tired of it and donated them.
Somehow, I always end up moving in the summer, and I live in the Phoenix area.
Dad earned two Master's while ignoring four kids and Mom.
I couldn't ignore anything while slowly earning two Bachelor's and one Master's.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! :)

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They need disposable ones for potlucks, etc.! :)

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