MessyPaint

46 pts · February 5, 2014


Where are you in this scene?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT would be cool and useful. This is just dumb.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t be dumb, the media isn’t the problem

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I wish i were stupid enough to sell snake oil to millions

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITT A bunch of uncultured plebs whining about undercooked food. Come on, skip the hot pocket today and live a little.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Firstly that’s a line from king of the hill. Secondly, don’t be a fucking idiot.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because good food is good food. Live a little.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I didn’t think about this angle myself. Having your chemo-recovering friend in your wedding photos is great, not merely to be tolerated.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The shark is dead, dude. Sorry to break it to you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good god, why is this job so much more complex than... EVERY other one?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I tend to think it's best to call yourself what you are, but what do I know

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish people got this. No, it's not enough to say "we know this was a hate crime!" Shit, it took them longer to charge Roof with it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I've always had the opposite question myself. Like what an odd coincidence that everyone is having a much better day in the after photos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always been fond of "And I'll think for you"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, do you think he knows that the paint doesn't affect its functioning in any way?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

All mine comes out at once, or at least in 15 seconds, but... you're sitting. What's your rush? Relax and reflect.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Learn to read the captions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ughhh, shut the fuck up with your stupid bullshit, guys. Not everyone needs to have a million cars. Cars suck, stop having too many of them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's possible that he just didn't have a car. Maybe he lives in a city with good public transport.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's possible that he just didn't have a car. Maybe he lives in a city with good public transport.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0