MetalWaffles

1204 pts ยท August 31, 2014


I raise chickens for meat and we had a racoon kill one and leave the body, it's "family" of other chickens were eating it within minutes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Posting pickup as requested

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am a breakfast food?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did a century (100 miles) bike ride a while back and someone asked me how I did it. My reply was 'I started with 5 miles'

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do make elliptical cranksets for bicycles with some people claiming that it results in more efficient pedaling

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You passed the betta test

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jutta Leer... Damn! I'll see myself out...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's tracks near me with a sign that simply says "frog", now I understand why

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hump many legs

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This reminded me that I wanted to start using habitica again

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stir plate, I use something similar for brewing beer

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I own 16 hens and two roosters, I assume every egg I eat was fertilized

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So two shots of bourbon is the same as a sandwich?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I consistently pick the 6 pack of craft beer that has not been put in the point of sale system yet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a person with ADHD that loves boobs, this seems alright

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alaska isn't there for the porn, they just want to see the sun rise

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 one of them? I want to be both

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm currently making beer in my garage

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me to the paramedic with my dying breath "no no, let the puppy do it"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In soviet Russia, beach come to you

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I try to stop but it's hard... So hard (ba dum tss)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vyvanse here, but same

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I worked help desk I would say something to effect of "I need to see something on the boot screen, so I'll you'll need to reboot again

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you think he sang "mail time" before firing the sniper round?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had forgotten that! Does this mean that I'm the manager of a business?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As the owner of two ferrets, they would make terrible managers

5 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1