Metricalfoot

17887 pts ยท May 11, 2013


Sup.

I love my Lamy fountain pen.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's our only hope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad made the shapes for the marshmallows for this cereal and several others. I ate so much cereal as a kid I fucking hate it now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why kids aren't allowed in the exit row.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch out for golan the insatiable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of monster cuts butter like that?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I covet your ice cream bar.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flaaaaaaaaaava Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best part is the smash bros symbol on the top

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's the fun police.

10 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 4

Breakfast is bed.

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I bet her dildo sounds like a warthog Gatling gun.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One can to rule them all.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tucker's is awesome. Definitely a highlight of visiting OKC

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No wonder dinosaurs went extinct.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiggity swooty, you're coming for that dooty.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Sick comment.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha nailed it. Ex had one, and I always felt bad for it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*heavy breathing*

11 years ago | Likes 989 Dislikes 2

Hopefully you can lift a sword with your child like strength.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Death.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

:D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big sigh and an upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's so all his neighbors can do sick jumps on the new bikes he bought them.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*good decision

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope it's one page long and says "deal with it"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Life....uh....apparently didn't find a way.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I know what I'm about.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0