MichaelJordan23

22445 pts ยท May 28, 2014


Won 6 NBA Championships with the Chicago Bulls and am regarded as the best to ever play the game. Last time I came out of retirement I played for the Wizards, I'm still trying to forget that, so let's not talk about it.

I made the Tiny Rick gif. Feel honored.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel I am a very good tipper, but when is 25% not enough anymore? I get a $20 order and you want more than $5? Where does it end?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you even see something like that? Good eye.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, soon. Let the Cera run through you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That look at the end "Dad is gonna be so pissed."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dressepticon

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1,000,000 points. Get the fuck out of here. Better write Cera a thank you card.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't count the one because I'm not sure she is real due to no movement at all.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Those last two bitches too good to wave? I also used two/too/to in a sentence together for maybe the first time.

10 years ago | Likes 3569 Dislikes 79

This is something I can get on board with.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rite Aid and CVS mark up pretty much everything.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What kind of dog is that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "While you're up, bring me this, this, this and this" was my Grandma every fucking time.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

See ya on the front page when I wake up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Throw your hands in the air if you're a true playa

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Sasha Grey's Anatomy.

10 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 0

If there wasn't reposts I don't think this site would even exist.

10 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 13

Fuck off

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Or you miss out on her again. It works both ways.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur Dogs.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jessica, fuck me off.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is life.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the show wasn't great. Pretty much watched because of her.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the exact opposite of that horrible movie with Kevin Costner.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

That is today's best comment.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Fuck this planet and most people.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm the same way. Haha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree, but tonight she got knocked the fuck out.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0