Because texting in standard english is too mainstream.

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My cat Samuel, ladies and gentlemen.

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It isn't very often that I come across instagram gold...

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Any love for my photogenic pup, Duke?

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Well that escalated quickly.

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I can't be the only Imgurian that loves drifting.

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