Took a 7.62 round to the head and lived to tell about it.
63
16
1954
I got a call from my Dad today, I haven't spoken to him in 3 years.
1032
70
25259
Hurricane Power - Floating Island
1431
43
69493
Tag sewn into flap of Lucky Brand Jeans just gives the ladies a “pat on the back” for what’s about to happen.
-4
1
217
Check you high beams brah!
42
23
1431
TIFU by Judging a Company Chili Cookoff
36
10
1643
US Special Forces SWCC
3
4
357
"By Executive Order, I am replacing Jeff Bezos, Mr. Clean, the Six Flags commercial guy, and the Bald Eagle that viciously attacked me with the most qualified, beautiful, smartest people anywhere."
57
28
2221
From A Fat Guy
22
43
962
Damned if I do, Damned if I don’t
45
17
2840
My first Secret Santa gift arrived!
16
3
597
Secret Santa is the BEST!
55
5
1937
Waiting on my first secret santa and I swear I hear the UPS truck.
34
5
2083
Daddy’s Little Girl (not porn)
17
6
1324
No one to kiss at midnight....
17
9
1505