MikuJess

5073 pts ยท September 19, 2015


I take my morning meds when I wake up and I take my night meds when I go to bed, regardless of what time it is. Taking them less than seven times a week isn't forgetting, it's insomnia, and I've started keeping track so I've got the charts to prove it!

42 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have a nice way with words. "Queer heraldry" is a perfect way to put it, I never thought of it like that, I love it. And "If you don't know what a term means, you are literally on the internet." pffffft, lol

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're just not your type, and that's okay. Neither am I, and that just means we'll be safe from Narcissus' lake. (Besides, I am CLEARLY the only ugly one.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brain usually obsesses over worst case scenarios and other horrible things that will probably never happen out of a misguided sense that the constant anxiety will, I dunno, prepare me somehow? But occasionally I can steer it towards planning for NICE things that will never happen, lol. Prince(ss)/(es) Charming, winning the lottery, getting superpowers, my mom and I waking up in perfect health, etc.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second-best way to go. (For the first: print this on bootyshorts.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 Man, that one hits particularly hard. Growing up getting passed back and forth between divorced parents that both also moved a lot (plus being an undiagnosed autistic social outcast), the "I'm home" feeling was rare and fleeting and never a specific place, and to this very day it's still fragile yet oh so cherished when I can steal away a moment of it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NSFW: never safe from Waluigi!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, big strong lady, get buff to punch Nazis. Sadly, estrogen has noodled my arms to the point I cannot open jars, lol.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If I ever get married (not happening), we will exchange swords instead of rings.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I haven't been able to play since Covid permanently damaged my lungs, but could some other tubist start following Trump around like that Family Guy clip?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, sorry if my wording was confusing, I was trying to acknowledge that what I was about to say was gonna be full of vitriol, not anything you had said. I struggle to contain my emotions lately, between the insomnia and this topic coming up so much. My apologies!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Look, destroy the place all you want, but you talk to me like that and I'm liquidating my entire net worth to spend on exorcists. Fuck you, that self-deprecation is load-bearing, and the moment I start believing you then you're getting another ghost and I will absolutely out-haunt your ass, bitch.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 Well, I have good news for you!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhh... Thank you. Been seeing art here and there but with absolutely nothing suggesting who the redhead is, and I've tuned out of the MCU.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail had me thinking giantess. Silly me, Massive Monday is still a bit longer yet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think what I say to the folk who complain about snake tits applies here, except maybe less vitriolic. The artist is already giving the snake lady arms, legs (sometimes), sapience, eyelids... occasionally even hair or a vagina, and implying warm-bloodedness! And yet you draw the line at tits? This isn't about the snitties, this is about something with YOU. (Again, sorry, not completely directed at you, but I hope you can see how my thought process could apply here.)

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If no Tom, then not MySpace.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this but sleep

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

All the best things about summer are just ways to counteract summer being fucking miserable.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#7 A rare occasion where i-suggest-vore showing up would be appropriate.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish there was a good kit of Dorothy, I've heard the one that does exist is pretty crap.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recently had my toilet replaced, it has one of these. I have been SO tempted to open the damn thing up and figure out how to "fix" it. In the past I might not have cared so much but I am so sick of household items having an attitude. My AC unit does not need wi-fi access, my desk fan does not need bluetooth access to my phone, my phone should not be chastising me for spending five more minutes on it this week compared to last week, and my toilet seat will FUCKING CLOSE WHEN I SAY IT DOES!!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, like a lot of those weird infomercial products!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Dracula" LITERALLY means "son of the dragon", because his father was called the Vlad the Dragon (Vlad Dracul).

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Surgeries that end in -ectomy are removals, like an appendectomy is to remove your appendix. So a bofaectomy is when you remove bofa DEEZ NUTS- (The actual term is orchiectomy. Had mine a few years ago; SOME day I'll set this joke up properly...)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surgeries that end in -ectomy are removals, like an appendectomy is to remove your appendix. So a bofaectomy is when you remove bofa DEEZ NUTS-

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize how bad it actually was until my bofaectomy. It's like permanent post-nut clarity now.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#12 Yup; this is not a fix-it-fic. This is Break The Cutie edgelord torture porn and gods help us all.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never had one myself so I can't speak from experience, but from what I've heard: heavily buttered untoasted white bread, really thick fries like steak fries or potato wedges, salt, and sometimes ketchup, HP sauce, or malt vinegar (some sources I've read say that chippies actually put the vinegar in with the frying oil).

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...is my colorblindness playing up? Mococo has blue eyes, the OP art's eyes look grey to me.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0