MindlessTangent

2810 pts · November 16, 2016


#21 Not only can you easily spot him with the absolute lack of light or joy in his eyes, BUT you know he just fed all the front of house girls fries or chocolate because they are smiling and not threatening to murder every single customer.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just might? I figured that out when I was in 7th grade...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never heard of this person or seen anything she's been in, but the first 3 pictures make her look like a fae. I suppose it's time to go wandering in the woods looking for mushroom circles...

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#29 Silentemotions on Etsy, makes quality/class collars

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butter socks...cat...buttercat! Let the buttercat raid your neighbors larder while you sleep

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14https://www.etsy.com/listing/1069700124/funny-cat-butt-cookie-cutter-purr-fect
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Just in case anyone else was wondering.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I used to eat a half dozen hard boiled eggs as a post workout protein. I'm pro trans, love queers of all sorts, hate organized religion, and the only masculine thing I really got out of it was revenge gassing my dog after years of him releasing such bad farts that guests would ask if he was alright. I love that big, dopey, stinky bastard...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Pippin, please stop exciting my roommate. He's easily excited and would definitely want a birb to praise him for silly little tasks. My girlfriend's cats however might want birb for other reasons. My dogs would be indifferent/moving perches.

P.S. - You are ALSO a good boy

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now do scouse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 Fun/frustrating fact, it's pronounced co-i-tus, not coi-tus. Google it and give it a listen...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken. I bike everywhere and on the off chance I'm in a vehicle, I'll know it's coming and bring a knife or two

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who partied a lot in college. One day he told me the man who raised him had passed away, I said something about him upping the drinking. He flat out said when times are bad he won't drink so that he doesn't use it as a crutch. Shit is scary, and it's fully understandable that you reached for it, but save the drink for when she's home and on the mend.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#46 I'd call you a lying whore, now give me your chocolate factory! That's ....probably..... not a euphemism?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Walk around with a bag of shelled, unsalted peanuts. If you see a black bird, sprinkle some around, especially if it's on a path you regularly walk. Before you know it, you've got an army...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🤤

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#44 I hate to plug random stuff, but check out the song "Mr. Larkin" by State Radio (my personal preference is a live version). It's a true story about an old man who gets a job at an adult care facility because it's the only way he can afford care for his wife. He's getting older and starting to lose his own faculties but is begging to keep the job for her. Its beautiful and heartbreaking.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 My friend has a corgi, he says she looks like a fuzzy little bundle of joy but is an absolute psychopath. She's on Prozac because no trainer or behavioral specialist could figure out why she's insane and is currently taking 10 mg more than a woman we know. If you can handle two of them, I assume you're well versed in violence.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#65 I'd take Buffalo Bill over Ringo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made it to the third meme.

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#16 The stray cat that my sister adopted on my mom's behalf while house sitting has completely scared away her family of raccoons. Previously, the raccoons would try to befriend the cats through a sliding glass door and terrorize my mom's plants until she fed them leftovers and ice cream sandwiches.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 Nothing happened

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait...people take time off for migraines? There's an alternative to suffering through a 14 hour day, popping migraine pills and slamming water while gradually disliking all of humanity with every passing minute? I'll be damned!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going through just naming either controversies or contributions in my head. An amazingly fucked business in the best and worst ways possible.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slicker cat brush on Amazon

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slicker cat brush on Amazon, there are a few different options

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 When the Blades make it to the Premier League and actually win.

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#2 I went to a terrible set of haunted houses with an ex. Every time someone jumped out or something "scary" happened, I'd yell "that's my fetish". Long story short, that's how you get a personal escort through a haunted house!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#31 Looks nice, provides less pizza. Source, I make about a dozen of these every Valentine's Day and we carve off the non heart bits.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dog is simple as fuck. Where can I get a pair of them?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 No one ever listens to Monkey, it's ALWAYS a trap!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0