Dammit JGL, straighten your seams!
Made it 17 minutes into my family Thanksgiving lunch
The Bumbling Brilliance of Karl Pilkington
Fetish Friday: Shibari Aftercare
Glitter Eye Incident - Part 12! I'm back bitches!
Current Girlcrush
Scientists: anyone know this perfect specimen?
Glitter Eye Incident Part 11 - Selfie Edition THE END!
Some Men of RHM
Here's mine, I want to see yours - your favorite tattoo, that is..
Workout buddy sent me this. I've been lazy today, so I just said "Sauron"
Oh look, everyone's favorite Florida Man is back!
Fetish Friday - Kinbaku
FLORIDA MAN, NOOOO! WE CAN'T LOSE YOU! YOU'RE OUR HERO!
Lactose intolerance be damned. It's you, pizza. It's always only ever been you.
Hell Fuck Yeah. Proof the Universe Loves Me.
Homegirl is from Ireland. She says this is why other countries hate Americans lol.
Oh you thought Prince time was over?
Florida, no. Florida STAAAAHP!
My Life as a Mobile User
*sigh* Florida... can you just NOT?
So does that make drinking a PSL cannibalism???
For when the peoples are all up ons...
@travelingbooptroop hope you feel better!
My old lady is 14 today. Happy Birthday She-Ra!
Prince is there when you need him
Star Wars jello shooters? Coming soon.
Glitter cost me my eye - 2 wk post surgery update
Glitter Eye Part 10 - The eye is gone
Argument over a beer ends in pickaxes & shotguns? Florida. of course.
Shake it off, shake it off
Let's play "Finish the Headline", Florida Man style
RHM: RPDR Edition
Florida mom; Florida Man has a sidekick now?
No shoulder chicken, but I have this weird potato from ages ago...
Dammit Florida...
MFW Hubby is changing and i get a peek at his junk
Glitter Eye Incident - Part 7. We have answers... kinda
Fetish Friday: Shibari
Update to the Glitter Eye Incident
If you're alone tonight, don't worry!
To everyone checking from mobile while on the toilet
Another Glitter Eye Update
Glitter Eye Incident side drama -the Hair
Glitter Eye Incident - Some surgical details