MissKyria

400 pts ยท August 3, 2013


I am a nanny so I have a lot of time on my hands It seems like it could be well spent here.

Not if it kills you first!

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Instructions unclear, threw dog, did not become hover craft

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The greatest of romances

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warming up on those dad jokes in a promising way

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I love these so much

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Yes! Sam yes!

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This made the song "sexy and I know it" pop into my head, I'm going to go eat everything in my fridge now

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The cat disapproves of doggy style

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Hang out with Beowulf and shit

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Weird...but I like it

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One of us. One of us.

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Thank you

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Wish you had more stuff to upvote! Also are you Danish? I used to live in Fredricksberg

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Happy cake day! I'm going to go up vote everything on your profile because I'm drunk woooh Friday!

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I don't care! They do look like jellyfish

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When I feel really jumpy

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They look like jellyfish

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Congrats! I am bowling level "gets gutter balls with bumpers on" so this is impressive

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Because he might peek-at-chu

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Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon?

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Weird....Who did she get the semen from?

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I think according to a lot of fan fiction (that I may or may not have written) it's both

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I really hope this is a double exposure...like really really

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I was not emotionally ready for that

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+1 parenting

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So the lesson is we all love money

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That Kanye one... I died

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I know its love when you wear a glove.

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BACON S'MORE! It is all I have ever wanted!

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Oh hey! Wasn't he in the documentary The Crack Spider's Bitch?

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