MissMittens

47352 pts ยท June 30, 2016


I'm a scientist who crafts and pets cats in her free time

I think it's gross that they refer to it as "Ms. GPT".

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is hilarious

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope the cannibal's critique of Taint's taste goes viral so everyone gets to know how chewy and rancid he tastes.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do people still buy the official narrative for how he died?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People should go to soccer jail for what they dod to Egypt.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I got suspended in 9th grade for being anti Zionist. That was 2006. I knew then that what was happening was wrong. I forget what happened, but someone brought up the subject, and I went on a long tangent about all the ethnic cleansing happening and how wrong it was, and the teacher shit me down, and then I was suspended without any adult really explaining why I was wrong. Was cool playing videogames at home though.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They know the kids is going to be distracted by the lady shaking her stuff next to him. It's part of this weird act. The magician is likely using the kids as a sleight of hand. If he focuses on the hat, she gets more direct trying to draw his attention again

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Amityville house was just outside a major metro area and had excellent schools btw

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that as Black Parade for a second and got really confused. Like. When I was. A young boy. My father. Took me into the gallery. To see the Black Parade. He said son when. You grow up. Will you draw them? The demon girls, the nyanners, the beaten and the damned?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably a land-leech. They all talk like this.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have any idea how expensive moving is?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell your dog I said hi

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I threw a hysteric for pain medicine for my 3rd IUD. Was granted, and 3rd doctor had tiny hands. It was completely painless. The first one was so painful that I moved and tore stuff, and the second was so painful that I passed out.

Do not accept the "Tylenol and Ibuprofen" shit. Go ape until they offer pain medicine covered by insurance.

4 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Calm down

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What's weird is that this is not true based on race. Black doctors are less likely to prescribe pain medicine to black patients than white doctors.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best time would have been in the past. The second- best time would be right fucking now

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What are straight guys supposed to be playing video games in??

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Some won't last long enough to develop mold

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you misspell months? Are you missing some zeroes? My American brain is blown.

(No it's not. I'm aware that our system is broken. I'm jealous. )

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I waited 8 months for a rheumatologist. I needed a sonogram for my enraged, inflamed, piece of garbo gall bladder and waited 4 weeks. The doctor was like "it's barely inflamed" Yeah buddy it was an emergency order from a month ago. So yeah.

BTW go to the emergency room if you need faster care. Sometimes it ends up being cheaper after your insurance denies your emergency radiology test

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

4 hours

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be a cranky old Milennial, but as someone who clearly remembers 2020 and QAnon, this shit just drives me insane. The tables have turned so violently that I have whiplash

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not underestimate the quality of our healthcare system. You should get titered every decade or before you decide to start a family. Doctors do not do this frequently. I discovered, too late, that I have lost my titers and immunity. I was four months pregnant and could not get boosted.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, the bar does *not* get much lower

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remember that algorithms favor rage and hate, so when people comment hateful stuff, it boosts the original post. It can really suck for someone to see that hate, but also, free promotion. It can be empowering for someone with self esteem and extremely thick skin.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Politicians were civil servants originally, as in, it was not a paid job. You were a lawyer who also wrote laws. You were a farmer who took time off to vote on laws. No salary, no benefits.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you post links to the source? I could use a pick me up and seeing Bezos be mad would do just the trick

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can do both, at the same exact time :D

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I 100% support a pole dancing competition in the Olympics.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also thought this, kept watching for it, and was disappointed

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0