Mockturtlesoop

9922 pts ยท March 27, 2014


Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

While plausible, Ivanka would have been 24 by that time, and I'd assume she would be too old at that point.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OK, well, I see Mike Wazowski in wedding lingerie, grabbing on to his little green ass, there.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you can't grow one in your personal garden, store bought is fine, too.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, a South African and multiple, multiple kiwis. And a ton of them Task Master NZ alumni. What a sketch! I never thought that Urzila Carlson would have a tiny vagina.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister has one and every time it goes off, I stop my conversation and do a jig to the tune.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cheesesteakcake

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a racist butt

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's kind of like in England where everyone is technically in line for the throne /s

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course they didn't notice. If they did they couldn't be weirdly preachy about it

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In so sorry you had to go through that

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your incredibly dry niche historical humor is exactly the sort of thing I live for.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definitely a sign to tap

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phrase in quotation marks denotes extreme passivity. It talks about "land lost" without detailing the actions that are causing that land to go away. The IDF is forcibly taking that land.

The quotes are apt.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No, it works quite aptly.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

When you wrestle with a greasy pig, you end up greasy and tired while the pig just had fun

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It definitely has the same feel of "I got beaten by my parents and I turned out fine"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of folks think that what's true for one dog is the same for all dogs.

It's just like the folks who say "if a dog is showing teeth it means it's angry." Like, dude, dogs evolved fucking eyebrows to be more expressive to humans and many breeds of dogs bare their teeth to imitate smiling.

A five second video is not evidence for animal abuse.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gosh I wish I could build something like this. It looks so darn cool.

If you make the design out of plaster, you can easily size it to fit your shelving unit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To shreds, you say?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've had a Vivobook for 4 years. Fantastic device.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The same happened for my Shepherd. The day the vet came to our house to perform the procedure, he was the happiest I had seen in over a year. No trouble, no pain.

The Vet shared the same advice with us, that we may have had a few more days with him, but not much. We decided to give him rest rather than let him spiral back into the debilitating pain he had spent months in.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you're cold, he's cold. Let him inside

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I neutered myself. Best decision made like 6 years ago

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1