ModestDILF

3901 pts · April 22, 2019


He always seems to believe that blaming someone else absolves him of responsibility for fixing the problem

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He played half a game of Risk once, and that’s how things work, y’see.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Feed it prose I’ve already edited that’s technically mine…” You mean… Write??

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am so sick of American foreign policy being based on the transient whims of this man’s fragile ego

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s always all about the money, as if tax revenues make moot all the noise, water consumption, and quality-of-life problems data centers being to a community

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E ?-?-?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody NEEDS a ballroom.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assimilate?? Fuck that! Bring the best parts of your culture, your music, your art, your food (especially your food!) and share them proudly with us here. THAT’s the America we need again.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jimmy, for the last time: I. Don’t. Care.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At this rate, he’s bound to be the first repeat recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m just amazed that SOMEONE’s at the mall

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my exact thought too! Curious what you’ve got in mind

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because appeasement has worked every other time before this

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck with the parents!! Having been in the other side of that conversation, please feel free to reach out if I can help.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That just made me crack up

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

“Graffiti worth reading rarely is written on walls that are worth writing on…” -MMBT

9 months ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

Good luck on your test! Good job making the flashcards 💪

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Blaming Biden is not an economic plan” belongs on billboards and bumper stickers everywhere

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s not even the right way to make a Flaming Moe

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don’t feed Carl after midnight

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How ‘bout instead of $2,000 to everyone, start with getting the SNAP benefits to the folks who need it?!

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ahhh… Yes. Another bullshit pretext to invade our rights & call it freedom

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see I have found my People.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing what makes you happy!! Good work & great car m’friend.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chaotic kindness makes me happy

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ALL he knows is bullying.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I commend your choice of memes, m’friend!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is this why he thinks everyone protesting is a paid actor? ‘Cause that’s how HE gets people to show up??

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awesome drawing - the downvotes were wrong. Are there more characters? Backstory?? Now I’m all curious 🧐

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That sloth must not have any buns, hon

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0