MohawkMiniFig

4781 pts ยท November 26, 2013


Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Handjob.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

THIS! I always felt like this should say "you know what's sweeter than a child's laughter? Being a pompous a-hole"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bannanas would disagree.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Highest" air ace...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner fudge is made.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Seriously.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And I'm leaking!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cool word, bro!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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When you are sneak watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones with out your roommate, and they get home early.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm glad it's not Monday.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote the boobs. (Boyle's nickname for Michael Buble, Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Smarter Every Day is awesome. upvoted.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This must be the black on black violence part.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

International sign of the donut!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the worst of it is they stole his car and killed the dog that his dead girlfriend gave him.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell her you meant the other side.

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Freakin ballchinians!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh heh... you said hard on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I though this was @IPegOnTheFirstDate...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why am I on brain detail?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Forklift lift

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't need an M240B to cuddle with my guy friends.

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