MonkeyChief

889 pts · October 2, 2014


Sometimes when I get nervous I put my fingers under my armpits

no one likes Tim

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I guess my fat guy cannonball would be less points?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am rooting for the rock....dude is wearing capris

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people over 350 lbs eat free!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this the girl you met on that trip to Canada last summer?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the m60 is still used, but mainly in mounted positions like door gunners and vehicle mounts

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I believe the main reason for the m249 was to match the ammo used in the M16/M4

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yes...Squad Automatic Weapon

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I remember once the pens wore out you could use regular ball points, but needed to hold the button to make it work

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pretty much phased out now. We had it in 1995, but switched to the m240 shortly after

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Popin' Ain't Easy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I used to have a tubby tabby like that. Rolling onto their back is their only defense

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...because that turns us on more

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zoidberg meme....because haven't seen one in two days

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If they can't protect HQL information, imagine them with your psych eval records

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am also a Marine, but in Maryland. Our State Police gun registry database was hacked for three years before they noticed

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The big question would be, who would do the psych eval?

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How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit....I don't need a pendant....but, a new bowl would be nice. Is that Phase II?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am guessing....vibrator, weed bowl, and butt plug

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing better than divorce

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and this is why he is a DH

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a Ball Bearing company....my Mom actually works there. She is tired of everyone taking pics in front of the sign

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rah!

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Rah!

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Rah!

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Rah!

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I ate a pound of corn in one sitting once....like a machine gun for days

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don't mind me....just watering my hippies

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“The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh!”

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