Merry Christmas Yall
In celebration of my 4th cake day, the first thing I ever favorited.
Relationship Goals
Some weirdo was asking my lady friends to piss on him for money; I promptly responded.
Cyanide and Happiness Gold.
When you run out of dick and she say "go deeper!".
My 11th favorite. Thank you Imgur for a great 11 years!
A Minigun's Firing Mechanism.
He inspires me to remember who I am.
AMA Bouncer Edition? I need some feedback
When you and your squad roll in force.
TMW A girl I have a crush on says I can touch her butt... for science
Childhood= Ruined
How I feel after an I.M. conversation on Imgur
So I'm convinced... that the people on Imgur don't even lift. Where are all the Imgur lifters at?
Some Fallout Artwork
Finally, Someone standing up for our flag!
My reaction to the lack of "Leonardo needs an Oscar" posts.
When I see a girl squatting with yoga pants on.
As a bouncer... seen it plenty o' times
Have a shirtless Christmas Selfie y'all
Just!....
Merry Christmas Imgur!
Quick, grab my automail!
MFW a cop was denied a warrant to search my vehicle
That face a girl makes when she twerkin' and she know you lookin'
I figured I'd contribute to the super bowl shark craze
How Not to be an Asshole Boss
MRW a girl tells me I should shave my beard off.
EEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!...
How I imagine most people will be like on Valentine's Day.
When a pretty girl tells me I'm handsome
Ex-Gf: I think you'd look nicer if you shaved your beard. My Reaction?
When i see people bragging about getting all A's in their classes after the semester ends
Don't look as it as a hinderance, look at it like a challenge.
7) I Have Grandkids? (Feat. Alzheimer's)
Christmas Selfies? oh boy !
As a bouncer when i'm dealing with drunk people at the club.
One more Christmas Selfie because I can.
When your freind shows up to help you move.
For my fellow Sushi lovers out there
The Sound of Nature is Just Animals Trying to Get Laid
Valentines day: The best time of year to grow some balls
This is how Episode V should have been
Equal Rights and shit...
As the doorguy at the local college bar, this accurately describes my reaction to everything that happened this week
What would happen if Hulk came in contact with the F.E.V. Virus
#BlackThanksgiving
I've been on Tinder for 2 days and this pretty much sums it up.
15 minutes into Mortal Kombat and chill
Dat Spirit Bomb Doe