MoopsieWoops

1161 pts · April 24, 2015


"If I had read more books or tried to go on to college and different things like that I’d be dead right now, because people say books and collage are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn’t use enough oxygen because I don’t have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full--it’s only part full--and that’s why I’m alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know--'read this book, try to get smarter'--but I’m like, alright, I’ll pretend to read it but I’m not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I’m going to die."

Hitting refresh on package tracking info like

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Don't get me wrong, I love my puppy dearly, but

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Both ideas are equally terrifying

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Wtf did I just watch

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Distractingly sexy

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My favorite Ricky quote

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Please, don't!

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Mulder and Scully 2015

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Lithuanian men after their country instated compulsory military service

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Found out today that you can make your own QR codes

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Mulder, Scully, and a man named Chris

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Not proud of saying this.

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