Mortation

662 pts · August 25, 2016


Wow! I didn't know there was that much stuff in Nebraska

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or maybe hes just fat and has love handles hes trying to hide :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That looks like you did a great job man!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OCD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tastes more like I imagine sparkling dog shit would if you ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sad thing is a girl I was dating told me some of her college friends used to pull stuff like that :/

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Honestly I need this right now, a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I did this, it didnt work out so well for me :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't spend to much cause if you have to sell it your going to take a bath :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s only going to be crowded a couple more weeks till everyone gives up on their new year resolution lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I personally think living alone blows, but hey, internet porn is something!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No child is better off without a parent. Sort yourself and keep trying. Its all any of us can do, your not alone.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wanna trade? I have the opposite problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my life right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck that...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or be smoother and go pickup a cute coworker to join you in the closet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey that’s ok I would have liked to thank you directly :). Thanks for the awesome gifts! Very spot on!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta show more cleavage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All men know most women do not want a random dick pick. It was a kid or a tool no doubt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have candy cane edible shot glasses but no fireball!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found Dr strange!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you asked Santa for a razor...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly needs his stick played with

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brilliant suit my man!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Man I think I have that shirt :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love his face!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No more coffee for you!

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Make mine a double. The parents are starting to damage my calm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone’s being a grinch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2