MotherofDogs

12223 pts · November 21, 2015


Once my pitbull faked an injury so his sister would running from him and say sorry. When she came up to sniff him he tackled her lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree except no one moves every 6 months. I fucking wish. I've been stuck where I'm at for 4 years

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what a horrifying pool to play Chicken in...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

btw, hey sir. It's Karr. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually personally know OP. Definitely is real.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I replied to your earlier comment, it’s not rob.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t give it out then, I’m not giving it out now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so hung over once that I ordered 2 bottles of water & a salad from dominos bc I couldn't walk to the gas station across the street.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

realized she wasn't going to send anything it was too late to have her blacklisted :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some people (like mine) didn't send anything AND didn't get blacklisted. She kept promising it was "on the way" and by the time I (1)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That’s your prerogative, just wouldn’t fly with my rescue. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are red eye croc skinks. This is still a croc skink. Not keen on handling by the way, in case anyone wants to get one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kona Town by Pepper

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you ever want a possibly dangerous date, you know where to find me;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I probably wouldn't murder you. ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America's Fist Serial Killer? Good one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;) how you doin?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very likely I wouldn't kill you. Odds are pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's meant as an insult but I'm not entirely positive. Either way, thanks ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Great tip! *HELLO NSA. I know you're watching now*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even more fun fact: they eat a salmon based food so they're already pretty farty. They haven't been fartier than normal haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. Her and the dogs are likely plotting to kill me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fortunately she's much to small to kill me. Couldn't if she tried lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She does! She loves to hang around my neck and she crawls up the sides of my face and kisses my cheeks. Or maybe she's tasting me. Who knows

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She is fine. You are who I was speaking to with the whole "don't get your panties in a knot" thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My apologies. No one should be able to tell you how to act with your panties lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She is precious! I'll be sure to post more of her!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0