MrCairo

388 pts ยท June 18, 2015


a cup of tea is the greatest pleasure a human can have. that's not opinion, that's a fact.

Knew exactly where this was going. Still loved it. Upvoted before the payoff.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to primary school with Kate ๐Ÿ˜€

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why on earth is this not standard?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ole razzle dazzle

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I try this in the gym, there are no smiles :(

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was thinking it was a long distance view of a city with the most massive tornado. Almost sad it isn't

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what I did a few years ago. Now I kinda like Instagram.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

late i know, but i once did this joke at work and spent the next 10 minutes crying and laughing while the "target" just rolled her eyes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched that live and distinctly remember saying "I don't know why he's taking such a long run up cos he's not gonna score from there"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True Lies

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 cans of cake filling, 1 box of cake mix. You might as well just buy a cake.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why was I not informed of this sooner?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately all the images were very blurry cos planes move like super fast.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only 66 years between the Wright Brothers flight and moon landing, so 30 years for a moon base isnt too unreasonable.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I'm a bit late to the party, but that genuinely made me laugh. A proper laugh. I do so love watching people get hurt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm absolutely fine with them taking animal medicine. Go nuts, try some other stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those people are pure evil and the people who support them are beyond stupid. They have taken the worlds biggest scam to a new level.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

people always run when you set them on fire... or so I've heard.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indiana Bones and the temple of Groom. Brilliant.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it was discovered that these are not his brothers, but members of a basketball team.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this game so much. Cyberpunk looks lovely Like a bag of spanners in comparison.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad news dude. You're like 10x worse now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

made me laugh, but that sucks.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago! Where the fuck is this?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In America*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Fucks Fuckie

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the guy from Demolition Man?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd travel back in time 2000 years and do this, then get burnt alive for being a sorcerer... Nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0