Our cat's favorite present. Thanks Amazon!
This will save me my money for a vasectomy.
I Have Full Head of Hair
What year is it?!
Art-ppuccino
I was entering a contest today when...
MFW stumbling upon /b/
The Newest Member from Safari Zone
Santa, the unregistered sex offender.
When I open my front camera
Had Left Over Easter Jelly Beans
Time to Tie-Die Your Wrists
When I Got A New Backpack in Grade School
Monsieur Octopus - A Wallpaper I Made for My Fiance
WAT
Replaying Pokemon as an Adult
When The Bacon Is Too Hot!
Children's Acid
When I saw Jurassic Park 2
My reaction when there's a dead wasp in the pool.
Winning the Thread
I Stuck Everything Into This Whore.
When the Teacher Slips the F Bomb in Grade School
My Reaction When I'm Told to Go in the House
ONLY LOOKING FOR A EXPERIENCED DRIVER!
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words...
I knew Detective Holder Looked Familiar!
Real Life Video Game Death
I fell asleep in the theatre.
Some Sonic The Hedgehog Facts
Primordial Netflix
I hate Touched by an Angel!
PUBERTY SISTER
Fox Kids Physics
Batman
How I Felt when I saw the iPhone 5C
Neighbor buys dog food and has no dog?!
My representation of each song on Tool's Lateralus.
Why I don't take out the Garbage
Don't Eat the Fucking Stick!
I feared this as a child.
Breaking Farts
Bweeving Frew Ma Mouwth
Had a great poop this morning!
I give you my
Badda Bing!
My Favorite Scene from The Land Before Time
Tangle me, and I will never slink again!
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words.
Gorilla Won't Stop Saying 'Gorilla' In Sign Language
My Farts After Easter Broccoli
Corpses of 'Lone Ranger' Producers Hung From Hollywood Blvd. Street Lights As Warning To Others
MFW drumming on steering wheel while driving to work.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST