562 pts · January 2, 2014
Well then. I´m a german dude, engineering student in Dresden. I moved from West to East Germany (usually the other way round, butt fuck the system). I like travelling, cars, bikes, grils, girls and, most importantly, BEER. Cheers!
Oh my gourd
Fun fact: modern McLarens use a heavily modified version of the r390 engine
Clarkson waiting for James May
This is fun for Bartenders, I like to play the game of guessing the songs from the awkward singing
Finally my name becomes relevant!
Tbh, I prefer Pepsi over coke. And coca cola over Pepsi ^^
Fuck physics
They're minerals Marie, minerals not rocks!
I expected a different kind of joints after reading the title...
Press F to pay respect
Nice, a to-go bag!
Fuck pigeons
At first I thought GMH meant "Gave me Herpes". Was quite confusing
Most of the car's here are actually dusty from sand storms, not neglect. Tmyk
Tough shit!
Make a Rotsun out of the Datsun, just like Roadkill!
Kunsthofpassage if Im not mistaken, great beer there too!
Lord of the vaginas
Looks like square toothpaste
Doges run cat sofware on dog hardware
Alright we get it, you vape.
That´s also pretty much the ONLY place in the world where a BMW parks between the lines^^
Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, just keep spinning spinning spinning
Try doing nr2 with a dyson.. You'll rip her skalp right off her head
Dude, that carpet really tied the room together. Like, really.
Stachelschwein, aka. Spike Pigs
I can already here the fucking leaf blowers
Haha ok, I had a grey Yankees cap on and the standard Ray Ban sun glasses :D
Oh my gourd
Fun fact: modern McLarens use a heavily modified version of the r390 engine
Clarkson waiting for James May
This is fun for Bartenders, I like to play the game of guessing the songs from the awkward singing
Finally my name becomes relevant!
Tbh, I prefer Pepsi over coke. And coca cola over Pepsi ^^
Fuck physics
They're minerals Marie, minerals not rocks!
I expected a different kind of joints after reading the title...
Press F to pay respect
Nice, a to-go bag!
Fuck pigeons
At first I thought GMH meant "Gave me Herpes". Was quite confusing
Most of the car's here are actually dusty from sand storms, not neglect. Tmyk
Tough shit!
Make a Rotsun out of the Datsun, just like Roadkill!
Kunsthofpassage if Im not mistaken, great beer there too!
Lord of the vaginas
Looks like square toothpaste
Doges run cat sofware on dog hardware
Alright we get it, you vape.
That´s also pretty much the ONLY place in the world where a BMW parks between the lines^^
Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, just keep spinning spinning spinning
Try doing nr2 with a dyson.. You'll rip her skalp right off her head
Dude, that carpet really tied the room together. Like, really.
Stachelschwein, aka. Spike Pigs
I can already here the fucking leaf blowers
Haha ok, I had a grey Yankees cap on and the standard Ray Ban sun glasses :D