WHY do people snort condoms? I gag just seeing a video clip of it.
When the world's sport balls all go missing...
This is what happens when I don't cover the BBQ right away, even when it's closed.
We could recycle them.
Yep, it's the adults who screw up the kids.
Kids don't know how good they have it.
Every time...
NOW!!!
Seems every imgrian posts cat pics. I don't own a cat, so...
Tempting.
Run away! Run away!
Believing I have value
Not original, but always grounds me.
There's a comic disturbance in The Force.
Found this fossil yrs ago-not 100% sure, but there may be more of it to find.
1 Ginger nullifies all this soul.
It's the little things in life that are the big things.
Be careful what you wish for.
I'd explain it to the doc a little differently.
Imagine if he was a pigeon!
Dance little giraffe, dance.
Made me think, "Does this include me?"
This is why kids should keep taking math.
This made me laugh, but I can't think of a witty title.
Now I understand.
This is why one should 'test the waters'.
Because crack is illegal.
But they are SO worth it!
With kids, there still wouldn't be any tp when you need it.
March Break has exhausted me.
Hated it when I had it. Missing it since she was taken from us 5yr ago.
For those classy occasions.
My story on day 6 of the honeymoon, ~ 2 yrs ago. Brutal for her 2 kids & my 5. Her loss.Now, fear will keep me from trying again
Because...
Love the head stand at the end.
If only...
They look different in real life.
Simple solutions are the best solutions.
I came out of her WHAT!
When a facelift goes wrong.
For some things, saving just costs you more.
You do realize I'm going to pick your nursing home, right?
Timing is everything.
I shall look on the bright side!
All I ever made with cardboard boxes was a one-room fort.
You can tell me what to do, or how to do it, not both.
My 5yo's latest favourite kind of sandwich. It's better than ketchup only!
This works differently in cartoons.
Deleted Monty Python scene.
May we all live as this.
Valentine's Day for me.
Left or Right?
No longer want ice cream...especially with nuts.
Whose voice do you hear?
Postal Cupid
I laughed...a little
How to create an exponential market for your product. My 16yo daughter went to the store for bread & came home with this. oh oh!