MrsGarrison

33668 pts ยท May 4, 2012


I enjoy cheap port and thunderstorms. My married name is Garrison, and I have embraced the South Park reference being thrown my way daily. It is my blessing and my curse.

That first one. Flinched so hard my neck hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much clenching my glutes are cramping up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you American, Cincinnati, Ohio? Have a degree? County has some positions open right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Bengals fan my first thought was: pssh steelers fans. As a human being: I am a horrible person.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17 years and still fighting the good fight. You are never alone.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But she was already gone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when she told me she had taken her life was when I sent the messages. I felt it coming, but I just wanted to see if I could reach her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her sister messaged me to tell me she was dead. In the hesitation (almost 10 minutes) between telling me she needed to tell me something..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was already gone when her sister messaged me .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, she never showed any signs. Always smiling and appeared happy. If she said something was wrong I would have gone straight to her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pick away. Nothing to hide and zero fear of posting selfies :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering my degree is study in said field, I would advise further research.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chromosomal map would prove your troll theory incorrect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Scissor me timbers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You'd be surprised

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My husband would agree with you. That's why we have kids.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You are most welcome

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

One should know themself before discovering those around them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Photo was sent to husband and taken at a red light. You'll live. Unless seeing my face ruined your internet day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23andme

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A few more weeks. They are replicating my dna now

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Aw yay good for you. Hope you discover the meaningful fucks you seek.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Have a good evening then!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Ah, true. I hope to get some more answers. Everyone was screwing everyone though, so who knows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Who would simply like to venture a guess as to their heritage assuming prowess. Now tsk, away with you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's also a common sentiment to those who generally don't care of your "selfie" opinions. And who are looking for individuals

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Or the Moops, if you prefer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If the Italian piece IS true, one could not rule out the Moors.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Thank you for your guess! A couple more weeks and we will see how your guesses fare. Although, vague. More specific?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3