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It's my cake day so here's lawyer Morty.
The stereotypes are real
"You need to eat some pussy man."
I found a malnourished Gummy Bear :(
When I try to close a tab
You love it when I rub your V, don't you?
Ay, its my cakeday again but I aint got jokes, but the first thing I ever sent my gf on skype was a "nood". Anyway have a good day Imgur, thanks for another year of memes :^)
My snack cake is ridiculously metal for a snack cake.
Learning a new video editing software, accidentally made a 52GB video.
Could you not, Kid Icarus?
I found out why my computer was so sad.
I know Imgur hates selfies but my GF just took one and it's perfect
When Hillary needs a new car
When all your friends are in college and you have a minimum wage job.
MRW I'm god and I see an itsy bitsy spider
The way I opened my Starburst looks really heroic.
I just did this 5 times in a row.
What a derp I was.
Laggings
This post is to help Usher in the New Year.
Meanwhile in Canada
Breaking News
(More of a canada thing)
Getting a haircut (had very long hair) and deiting at the same time.
MRW Bing.com tells me I can surf faster and stay in the know with Internet Explorer.