MurphysLawEnforcement

421 pts ยท September 13, 2023


Id like to contribute my handsome stray adoption baby One Eyed Willy.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You rang?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought shower beer was a joke, am I missing out on something?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he was dead the whole time?!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fire? In a sea parks?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A fire? In a sea parks?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Skew*

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is it afraid im gonna grab its cheese burger?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldnt #1 be like all green because of the red green shift?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are now manually breathing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't*

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would hope you have a heart, but why do you want people to talk quietly?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish it had a "Germans:" one where the recycling bin things are closed due to the time of day.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abs AND chest at the same time? Fuckin champ!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolverine tanking shots seems a little less plausible now even with healing factor.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wasnt aware they had a goofy walk and i love it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read nothing other than "wierd" so i suggest PsychoStick 's Rollerskate Holiday Joyride album of christmas songs.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would "first born" generally be older than just babies?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hes addicted to crack(s)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*than

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The spinny loading thing is called a "throbber"
THE MORE YOU KNOW!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Disengage?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's EIGHT locos!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As is the abbhorrent extreme sharpenning of the image

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0