MyBrand

44548 pts ยท April 25, 2012


I know I'm funny, I just need to prove it.

Just checking in a few years later to let you know this line resulted in getting a wife and 2 kids.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost positive I'm focusing on the wrong point here but 'tendies' sounds like Australian jibber jabber.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all it took was a $500 billion oil deal!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Human food. Probably should've clarified.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it make me a bad person that I have absolutely no temptation to feed dogs when they're begging?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And potentially pinching the cable. I've never heard a good reason to use zip ties over Velcro. That shit doesn't fly at Walmart data center

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jenny's head fell off. (That story always stuck with me)

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

even a little cocky but I just KNOW one of these times it's going to run away with my brain and take me to Shitmypants-ville

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've tried acid twice recently & neither time have experienced much of an affect beyond an endorphin boost. So now I'm not as scared & maybe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Salvia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah but freedom costs a buck 05

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Sun*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not? Have you SEEN what some people do for a Klondike Bar?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corpedo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just want to touch its feet SOO much but I know that could never be.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can just SMELL the puppy breath.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aliens are going to think we're psychopaths.

10 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 2

Something fun

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep them away from Troy McClure. Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow me on Snapchat if you want to see a cat show in Branson, Missouri. (Indavis)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"It's just been revoked!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at what they're learning in Army.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was crazy. Friend & gf don't believe me but I know it happened and that's good enough for me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

chest while the other 2 just stood at my feet. I could not move but only watch. I've only told a few people bc I didn't want every1 thinking

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never heard of this until about a year ago. Sleeping at friends place & 3 shadow figures (w/ hoods) enter the room. 1 held me down by my

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

which is when they recommend men have their 1st screening. So lesson learned; if you think somethings wrong, trust your gut (or your butt)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went fine. They found and removed a large, benign polyp. Dr. said I would have developed colon cancer if I had waited until I was 40, 1/?

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