MyOwnUsername

1627 pts ยท March 29, 2017


Long time lurker. Love George Carlin philosophy

Could be worse - you could have found a baby in your baby oil

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I dont know what the title says, but it looks like pictures of happy mothers and kids. So upvote from here

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes? - ALWAYS!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if he goes to heaven (as he might think), this will be punishment for eternity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What ever your reasons to do good is, you are still doing good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont remember. try to do some research. Btw they are called "black brush algea". pencil algea was a wrong translation i made

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is pencil algeas.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wear the predator mask

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yea, cuz removing the ears was the last thing needed to look like a parrot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Argh dont place your foot at your knee, you are damaging it. Place your foot overor under your knee

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so wierd it deserves an upvote

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

If a dwarf is doing breakdance, is it then a midget-spinner?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the largest empire connected by land

9 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

Well, point is I agree with what you said. But I think your comment also applies to people who dont quote him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A half meter beer?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cant even imagine how worthless, ignorant, selfless disgusting, scum these people in team choad are to come up with an idea like this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When will you start showing it? And even if you might be, I cant even enter the LGBT olympics so we will never find out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Im gonna team up with them then. If their intelligence is too high for me, im getting back to you where I feel a match

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, lets team up. Its always funnier when you are together with people on your own level :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Of course not. I dont have that kind of intel like a guy like you who seems very commited to the sexuality of LGBT and other people

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope, and ditto for those who dont ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you mention his sexuality in a post which has nothing to do with it. It must be very important for you to remember his sexuality

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You seems pretty interested in his sexuality?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are u from DK? Cuz a lot of these cops hasnt had their weapon training too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again, listen to dear old George Carlin: "They ought to have 2 new requirements for being on the police: INTELLIGENCE AND DECENCY"

9 years ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 5

Who are lucky, the whales or the humans?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Doesnt matter, people like those should not be breeding anyway

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At a time I didnt read news or internet comments at all cuz I felt sad when I read all that bad sh*t. So I just cutted it off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cannot be negative. But it took years to learn and im still training it. It was a decision I made, and then slowly moved towards it. 4/x

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0