The Quackening
Squeaky squeaky
Jod is dead, Jod remains dead, and we have killed him.
Get Fucked, Kim Davis, You Wretched C*nt
More like cact-ass, amirite
When you need to unstick your balls but it’s not ladylike to reach up your dress
Sweary Birbs
Sluggy Stardust
The good stuff
GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS
I have ADHD. I am one of those kids who was scarred by THIS. EXACT. FUCKING. THING.
Furniture molester. Dolphin porn fetishist. Obsessed with “childless cat ladies”. Casually racist about his wife not being white. Asshole to his son. How much weirder can Jorkin DePeanus get?
Distracty Dino Dump
I have Attenion Deficity Hypera … wanna go ride bikes?