2686 pts ยท July 10, 2014
It ain't easy being cheesy, but at least I'm nacho dad.
I wrangle boobs for money.
Someone inform the weatherman then because I'm still roasting.
As someone relatively well endowed who works as a bra fitter, I'd assume that's be pretty close, depending on her band size.
If I ever publish a book, I will dedicate it to all the English teachers who should stop looking for a deeper meaning where there is none.
I am within the average height range for an American female, so Google told me it's k.
As a woman who's 5'4, I don't see how 5'8 is considered "short". Those folks are nuttier than fruit cake.
They're probably his cousins.
I'm one pale Egyptian.
Okay, little owl buddy. I'll try.
But chocolate and videogames are in here.
So true. My ex introduced me to punk rock and indie music. Explored those genres even more after he left. No regrets.
Genetics have given me eternal white man ass. Resistance is futile.
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/120430_cn-french-army-knife-interpretation_p323.jpg
Depends on who you talk to. Might have been a good year for some, but my 2016 was pretty damn shitty, so I humbly disagree.
Cute underwear is to make you feel good about you anyway. Wear work clothes and still feel sexy beast underneath.
I didn't know there were stores that only sold soup.
I don't have a husband, but I'm also not sure how to make lady friends. Have you tried using bear traps? They run away less with bear traps.
My little brother did while I was in the house. It seriously fucked me up. I'm glad you didn't.
Getting tatts where they can be covered pretty easily if need be works great. Plus the shock value can be amusing too.
Yeah, I love dead animals on a plate as much as the next person, but I'm never eating veal. Nothin' doin'.
That sounds pretty unsanitary.. I'll just stick with my old reliables.
Fuck.
Having a problem with this myself, I also found this helpful, as well as "wikiHow" tips on how to get away from these thought patterns.
Grab a hammer and a thermal wetsuit; we'll solve this dilemma yet!
You first.
YES! Bring on the wriggly pups! Hell, roll in the punky pigs and clever birds while you're at it too. *clappy hands*
I couldn't have said it better. I was hoping I'd at least have good ol' funny imgur for company this year. Damn shame.
If this were true, it'd be funnier, but it's mainly obviously hot girls and the guys who drool over them. So painfully boring.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonage/images/7/79/Nug.png
I wrangle boobs for money.
Someone inform the weatherman then because I'm still roasting.
As someone relatively well endowed who works as a bra fitter, I'd assume that's be pretty close, depending on her band size.
If I ever publish a book, I will dedicate it to all the English teachers who should stop looking for a deeper meaning where there is none.
I am within the average height range for an American female, so Google told me it's k.
As a woman who's 5'4, I don't see how 5'8 is considered "short". Those folks are nuttier than fruit cake.
They're probably his cousins.
I'm one pale Egyptian.
Okay, little owl buddy. I'll try.
But chocolate and videogames are in here.
So true. My ex introduced me to punk rock and indie music. Explored those genres even more after he left. No regrets.
Genetics have given me eternal white man ass. Resistance is futile.
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/120430_cn-french-army-knife-interpretation_p323.jpg
Depends on who you talk to. Might have been a good year for some, but my 2016 was pretty damn shitty, so I humbly disagree.
Cute underwear is to make you feel good about you anyway. Wear work clothes and still feel sexy beast underneath.
I didn't know there were stores that only sold soup.
I don't have a husband, but I'm also not sure how to make lady friends. Have you tried using bear traps? They run away less with bear traps.
My little brother did while I was in the house. It seriously fucked me up. I'm glad you didn't.
Getting tatts where they can be covered pretty easily if need be works great. Plus the shock value can be amusing too.
Yeah, I love dead animals on a plate as much as the next person, but I'm never eating veal. Nothin' doin'.
That sounds pretty unsanitary.. I'll just stick with my old reliables.
Fuck.
Having a problem with this myself, I also found this helpful, as well as "wikiHow" tips on how to get away from these thought patterns.
Grab a hammer and a thermal wetsuit; we'll solve this dilemma yet!
You first.
YES! Bring on the wriggly pups! Hell, roll in the punky pigs and clever birds while you're at it too. *clappy hands*
I couldn't have said it better. I was hoping I'd at least have good ol' funny imgur for company this year. Damn shame.
If this were true, it'd be funnier, but it's mainly obviously hot girls and the guys who drool over them. So painfully boring.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonage/images/7/79/Nug.png