NachoDad

2686 pts ยท July 10, 2014


It ain't easy being cheesy, but at least I'm nacho dad.

I wrangle boobs for money.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone inform the weatherman then because I'm still roasting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone relatively well endowed who works as a bra fitter, I'd assume that's be pretty close, depending on her band size.

8 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 5

If I ever publish a book, I will dedicate it to all the English teachers who should stop looking for a deeper meaning where there is none.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am within the average height range for an American female, so Google told me it's k.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a woman who's 5'4, I don't see how 5'8 is considered "short". Those folks are nuttier than fruit cake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're probably his cousins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm one pale Egyptian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, little owl buddy. I'll try.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

But chocolate and videogames are in here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So true. My ex introduced me to punk rock and indie music. Explored those genres even more after he left. No regrets.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genetics have given me eternal white man ass. Resistance is futile.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on who you talk to. Might have been a good year for some, but my 2016 was pretty damn shitty, so I humbly disagree.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute underwear is to make you feel good about you anyway. Wear work clothes and still feel sexy beast underneath.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't know there were stores that only sold soup.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have a husband, but I'm also not sure how to make lady friends. Have you tried using bear traps? They run away less with bear traps.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My little brother did while I was in the house. It seriously fucked me up. I'm glad you didn't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Getting tatts where they can be covered pretty easily if need be works great. Plus the shock value can be amusing too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I love dead animals on a plate as much as the next person, but I'm never eating veal. Nothin' doin'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds pretty unsanitary.. I'll just stick with my old reliables.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having a problem with this myself, I also found this helpful, as well as "wikiHow" tips on how to get away from these thought patterns.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grab a hammer and a thermal wetsuit; we'll solve this dilemma yet!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! Bring on the wriggly pups! Hell, roll in the punky pigs and clever birds while you're at it too. *clappy hands*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't have said it better. I was hoping I'd at least have good ol' funny imgur for company this year. Damn shame.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

If this were true, it'd be funnier, but it's mainly obviously hot girls and the guys who drool over them. So painfully boring.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2