NameOfRandomThingOnDesk

4114 pts · May 30, 2012


They old saying is short people are meaner because they’re closer to hell.

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Their ticket would say “driving over the posted limit”

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Phtephanie

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Laurier and LenaMiu if my Google-fu is correct.

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This version appears to be The Motion Retrowave Remix of the above mentioned song by the same artist.

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#9 The Perfect Girl by Mareux, great song

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#4 I keep that gat(o) on me.

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The pinch and roll technique is generally recommended for relief without pain. But to each their own.

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#1 Fix me says the engine light.
Warning says the yellow.
This one says a mechanic can’t help.
You need a marshmallow

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Fun fact: both Bond Girls

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There’s a restaurant chain called Velvet Taco. Surprised it didn’t make the list.

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I barely understand this but it’s fantastic.

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If you substitute dark chocolate or dark chocolate peanut butter cups, you’ll get a better balance between richness of the chocolate and the sugar of the marshmallow.

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The rat stays on during sex.

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#16 Fun twist: years later, Peter Gallagher played Max Greenfield’s father in New Girl.

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Impressive, thank you.

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Diabolically deep cut.

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But who is this mothwoman?

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Some academics are describing “chat” as a fourth category of pronoun i.e. fourth person plural. It has also been likened to a character in a work breaking the fourth wall by addressing the audience yet still distinct from second person you/you all.

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My sight of her hind is 20/20.

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So many pearl clutchers.

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He slurred the word Americans. Strong start.

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And when we have nothing…legalized sports betting ads show up everywhere.

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#3 Wasn’t there an instance (or many) of the playwright using one of the stagehands dressed in all black to kill a character and reveal them to be a ninja/assassin?

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#34 that’s where they keep their important doguments

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This was the GoFundMe pre-alpha.

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Amish Kapoor is not allowed to look at this penguin.

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Thank you for posting this. I think a lot of people missed the subtle insult against Steven Miller.

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I’m not disagreeing with you, but I believe it was for trademark purposes. You can’t trademark a genre, but you can trademark a “unique spelling.”

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I initially read it as the Tallest Walmart in the world. This is way better.

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