Naureleclipse

4966 pts ยท April 20, 2012


Female (yeah i checked, also not single), i like cats, star wars, star trek, lord of the rings, and zelda If this makes it to front page, then Congratulations, you made it before i did. good for you

As a midwesterner who has visited California, this is disturbingly accurate

4 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr Suess. it was a tribute after his passing but Jesse Jackson read it like he was reading from the bible

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

a man who is orange and whose name is similar to Ronald Frump is in the second home alone

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

a man who is orange and whose name is similar to Ronald Frump is in the second home alone

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

he's cearly trying to be fatter than Taft who was the heaviest president... in 1909 (I believe Taft maxed out at 340 while in office)

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not mould on the upright stones, that was moss and lichen. I gigled when you followed the outline on that one shaped stone

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

you'd be surprised at how much snug latex actually enhances the sensations

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When my husband dislocated his shoulder in a fall, I didn't have a choice but to take him to the closest ER because all the urgent cares were closed, seeing as it was fairly late at night. Urgent cares are great, but we don't seem to have many that are 24/7 in our area

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one on the right is seriously giving 'don't do it man, trust me i've tried' vibes

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

just keep loving him that's all you really need to do

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yanno what, since I could really use some luck right now, I'm just not gonna risk it and upvote

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as an 'elder millennial' there's a reason I prefer the term Xennial. we were the last feral children but raised on the internet

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

We of generation X the very beginning of the millennials (Xennials honestly) were the last of the feral children

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

considering my husband had to help recuse a goose that not only was tangled in line but had a hook through its nose ALWAYS CLEAN UP YOUR FISHING SHIT!!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I've literally been challenged to name some of the games so pretty close

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having been harassed over a legend of zelda shirt, it happens.

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ohhh i LOVE the gold/silver mix

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i once shoved my mattress into my extra large walk-in closet so I had walls on three and a bit sides. extra extra extra poor?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

added please <3 thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah and there was a mini-movie were they went to the statue of liberty and were almost executed by these really like 1900s era Littles that lived inside the statue.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have, no joke, ripped one of these up in front of a customer before. Then told them that jesus would be disappointed in THEM. pearls were grasped, never did see those folk again...

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

being able to live outside the mother's body. if the fetus can't survive, it's not viable. this can be for a number of reasons, but mainly the gestational period (prior to around 20w is considered unsurvivable) but also certain organs not developing (brain, heart, lungs)

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

the sad thing is... i would watch the shit out of that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one hand is appox. 4 inches so about three hands a foot. so that horse is approx. 81 inches tall or 6.6 ft to the whithers (the shoulders)

3 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

that's actually why it's so confusing because both the cat portrayed in this comic were neutered

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I saw him in concert last December and it was one of the best-damned concerts I've ever been to.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As someone who grew up in Nebraska..... Accurate.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0