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40526 pts ยท July 20, 2016


Here I sit all broken hearted, I've come to shit, but only farted.

That one Aunt....

Points 43
Comments 7
Views 1319

As a straight man. I just got whistled at by a guy in Toyota Corolla.

Points 72
Comments 12
Views 2246

Was that cheatin ass here partying last night?

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Comments 2
Views 380

When my olive garden waiter calls the gnocchi "no-chee"

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Comments 2
Views 340

It's taken me almost 2 years of saving money, but I finally got one.

Points 2114
Comments 102
Views 110997

When you're an alien but you want to make the front page NSFW...

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Comments 3
Views 941

This year I'm taking the family to vacation in Colorado for Christmas. Happy Holidays yall.

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Never forget...dump

Points 74
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Views 3229

My wife everytime we go to book a hotel.

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Views 1331

It's that time of the week.

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Comments 4
Views 889

Just had my performance review at work. I think I nailed it. Wish me luck.

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 451

Fine day Sunday, IMO best day of the week. Why's that imgur?

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Comments 3
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The pilot said there won't be any alcohol served on my flight.

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Comments 4
Views 413

NSFW Fantasy VS Reality

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Comments 3
Views 2905

One of the longest gifs ever..for that gonna be a while dump.

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Comments 3
Views 459

When imgur finally gets chat...

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Comments 5
Views 476

Post your best Dick pic below..

Points 1
Comments 10
Views 525

It's end of the year in accounting. It's accrual world. Happy drinking when you can.

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Comments 4
Views 419

I wasn't able to do secret santa this year, but I know it really rocks. So for all my fellow imagurians, please accept my.....

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If I could ask trump just one question..

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Views 500

When you're new to imgur but you want to fit in with the kool crowd.

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Comments 6
Views 533

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

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Comments 2
Views 457

I need help..this still haunts my nightmares...

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Views 712

When you accidently Google Macho Man Randy Travis.

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Views 409

MRW I hit the favorite button on mobile and it's not blue.

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Comments 2
Views 826

Browsing through user sub like...

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Just to clarify..

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Comments 9
Views 377

It's cold here yall...

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Views 567

MRW my first OC Gif gets 5 upvotes and a PM saying "Banana"

Points 40
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Views 1175

Want to learn to crotch punch? 17 moves that will teach you to hit him in the pump-action porridge bazooka dump.

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Views 825

My surgeon hard at work. See you guys after.

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Comments 3
Views 435

MRW my son asks me when he knows she's the one.

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Comments 0
Views 28222

When I've been up all night on imgur and I'm 8 points richer....

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Comments 4
Views 624

10 min after Netflix and chill and she asks if you fell asleep

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Comments 3
Views 685

When you finally get that one comment that's moving you on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

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Views 1582

What i imagine British phone sex to be like.

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Comments 5
Views 837

MRW my son asks me when he knows she's the one.

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Views 67239

When you tell your parents you want to be a Sugar Plum Fairy in the upcoming school rendition of the Nutcracker because the Mouse King was taken.

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Comments 3
Views 657

When you can't get a job acting, but shit like this exists dump.

Points 2481
Comments 159
Views 141920

MRW I'm from Texas and visit Colorado the first time.

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Comments 3
Views 462

And dank memes

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Comments 9
Views 1504

Am I the only one?

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Comments 12
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MRW they be asking why I don't browse through user sub anymore.

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Comments 8
Views 945

Thanks imgur for the update. Oh 1 more thing..

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Comments 0
Views 312

Dino Chickens are coming....for real.

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Comments 5
Views 20

When your secret santa got jokes..

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Comments 0
Views 6

Greetings, my excellent friends. A George Carlin dump.

Points 1002
Comments 68
Views 58037

Trumps newest cabinet pick.

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 689

Flirting done right...

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MRW my son throws up in the backseat on the 4 hour trip to visit the in-laws.

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Views 662

MRW she finally let's you record it.

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Views 811

Watching my posts points like.....

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Views 1168

Good guy Matthew Mcconaughey drives UT students around campus for the hell of it.

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Views 726

Bodybuilder slaps judge..whips out his 2nd place shlongmaster 2000.

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Comments 6
Views 768

The GIF that started it all....

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Comments 6
Views 2388
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