NegativeMass

8164 pts ยท September 1, 2021


what about water bears?

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

china is quietly snickering too, as they steadily make actual deals (not the nonsense that trump blathers about) to fill in the void that his incompetence creates.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i like it when the red water comes out

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the problem is that releasing them would prove the exact opposite

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

keep calm and caddy on

2 days ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

seems suspicious that so far they've refused to reveal exactly what type of "foreign matter" it may be contaminated with

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tremors 8: "Burt, they're under the covers, they're UNDER the COVERS!"

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

it's even more telling that this has happened in spite of the huge sums it spends on foreign propaganda campaigns and political lobbying.

1 week ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 4

it won't matter, since they'll never tell anyone he's dead. mitch mcconnell is just a trial run for that strategy,

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

bad news for the tin foil hat crowd

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

that old boy's been rode hard and put up wet

1 week ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

and all they're screaming the whole time is "i need to get laid!!!"

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

of course he's alive! many people go on to live long happy lives after being decapitated.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i'm pretty sure the immigrants get it from eating all those cats and dogs

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

go home log bronc, you're drunk

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hot women have always been hot

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

hi patrick!

bye patrick!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she was his sister

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 how many freudians does it take to change a light bulb? two: one to unscrew the old bulb and screw in the new one, and another to hold the penis.

no wait! i meant another to hold the ladder, not the penis!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

didn't remember him, gonna have to go back and give emerald beyond another listen now.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i did a few years in the 80s, heard some horror stories from old timers back then who had survived the medieval shit from decades earlier.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

rfk jr immediately refutes the research and calls for all the doctors involved to be subjected to mandatory brain worm therapy

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

not sure that's possible. i think there's an upper bound on perceived idiocy and he reached it a long time ago.

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

probably some kind of withdrawal symptoms. from what is anyone's guess.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the sad part is that their kids are also suffering the consequences of that lethal level of stupidity

3 weeks ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

thanks, i've never heard of him before, but with an intro like "i don't really read books, it's a waste of time" he's now been added to the "waste of time" category of my general mental fiilters

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

at least he's wearing an osha-approved flotation t-shirt

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

if only they hadn't fired all the people who had both the common sense and the balls to tell management what a colossally stupid idea this was

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

especially the 3rd item

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1